樋口：There! Right there!
Look at that tan, well-tended skin（真的）
Look at the killer shape he's in（真的）
Look at that slightly stubbly chin（真的）
Oh, please, he's gay, totally gay!
广津：I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
That guy's not gay, I say not gay
合：That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically, radically fey?
中也：But look at his coiffed and crispy locks （指呆毛）
红叶：Look at his silk translucent socks
广津：There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
樋口：What are we seein'?
广津：Is he gay?
樋口：Of course he's gay!
广津：Or European?
合：Ehhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
兰波：Well, hey, don't look at me!
银：You see, they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports（指侦探社）
They play peculiar sports（指刺杀）
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts（指幼织）
合：Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like "ciao bella"
While they kiss you on both cheeks（指和与谢野）
樋口：Oh, please! Gay!
合：Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
阿加莎：Depending on the time of day
The French go either way[指纪德（纪德：我没有！*哭腔）]
合：Is he gay or European, or-
红叶：There! Right there!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro, hetero jerk
That guy's not gay
I say no way
合：That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
樋口：Is automatically, radically
银：Ironically, chronically
红叶：Certainly, flirtingly
中也：Genetically, medically
合：Gay, officially gay
Swishily gay, gay, gay, gay
（织和与谢野合照自拍）
合：Damn it!
合：Gay or European?
广津：So stylish and relaxed
合：Is he gay or European?
中也：I think his chest is waxed
银：But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse（指侦探社）
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse（指乱步的小披肩）
合：Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
银：Yeah, his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy-toed
合：Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
宰女装：But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on Saturday（中也：首领你清醒一点）
合：Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or Euro--
*教堂，白鸽，婚礼进行曲
*宰一头问号被织挽着走过去成婚了
福泽：*证婚词
织：I do.
织：So if I may, I'm proud to say
I'm gay(合：and European)
I'm gay(合：and European)
I'm gay(合：and European and gay)
宰：Fine, okay I DO（大哭）
*亲亲
合：Hooray——
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